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Finger Baby 

Having or making a finger baby is simply the act of fingering as performed by a lesbian to another. Lesbians are women and they do not have penises so they cannot actually make a baby. Rather, they finger each other, thus colloquially sex can be called making a finger baby, or often, making finger babies. See the "finger babies" entry.
"You're hot. I want to have your finger baby."
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Finger Baby 

When you finger a woman so well that it gets her pregnant.
Annie got finger blasted so hard that she's pregnant now. The doctor said it' a finger baby.
Finger Baby by Chumpy12335 November 17, 2019

Finger Baby 

When you come on your hand, in which there's a cut on your finger thus resulting in a finger baby.
After Jason's fifth ejaculation of the day, he realized he had a good chance of having a finger baby 9 months later.
Finger Baby by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Finger punch the baby box 

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.
After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.

Baby Fingers 

A super hot girl. She has really little fingers that everyone wants to hold. She bags mad dick. Her fingers = the shit. She's got the cake too...
Dayumm did you see Baby Fingers last night? She looked right!
Baby Fingers by BABYFINGERS March 7, 2011

baby flinger 

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.
That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.
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