figuly

Noun.
An uncool, nerdy, male usually awkward in social situations. Is not usually physically attractive until you've had more than enough to drink. But even then, he has the tendency to scare others away because of his personality or lack of conversation.

Drunk Girl: What about that guy? He looks smart and kinda cute!
Sober Girl: Ew, no way. I heard he's a total figuly.

by FriedHam October 10, 2011

Figulate

To act in a manner in which you are very unsettled. Going beyond your normal actions to keep your mind and body busy when you are uncomfortable or restless.

Slow down and relax you are starting to figulate now.

by KanKan d/Cane February 28, 2019

Figglydoop

To give a blow job while the male vomits and poops simultaneously.

Bree gave me Figglydoops on the ski lift.

by Bree Vogt January 31, 2009

fuguly

Short for Fucken Ugly.

The GOP nomination fight for President is going to be really fuguly.

by Freto Bandito August 12, 2011

figly

1. A kinder, gentler word for fugly. The originally negative definition becomes positive via a morphological baby-talk process.

1. —He's fucking strange looking. —I don't know about that; maybe a little figly.

by Erik Kennedy January 12, 2004

figgly flop

synonymous with snap! zing! shazam! etc

He told me he cheated on me with another girl yesterday.
I told him, I got back with my ex-boyfriend 2 weeks ago.

ooo Figgly flop!!

by winniezdog April 14, 2011

figulatin'

When you ejaculate randomly. Usually when you are not sexually aroused. This feels weird.

Man when we started going down hill on that roller coaster I felt like I was figulatin'

by b391130301193 May 7, 2018