figgly

When someone is acting shady, annoying, or unserious as fk instead of just being straight up. Usually used when a person keeps giving dumb excuses or being a pain in the ass about something.

Basically the moment when you look at someone and think: “bro are you serious right now?”

“Stop being figgly as hell and just tell the damn truth.”

“Why you acting so figgly about it? Just admit your ass forgot.”

“He kept making excuses instead of answering. That’s some figgly-ass behavior.”

figgly by titli~ March 9, 2026

figgly

figgly (adj.)

When someone is acting shady, annoying, or unserious as fk instead of just being straight up. Usually used when a person keeps giving dumb excuses or being a pain in the ass about something.

Basically the moment when you look at someone and think: “bro are you serious right now?”

“Stop being figgly as hell and just tell the damn truth.”

“Why you acting so figgly about it? Just admit your ass forgot.”

“He kept making excuses instead of answering. That’s some figgly-ass behavior.”

figgly by titli~ March 10, 2026

figgly flop 

synonymous with snap! zing! shazam! etc

He told me he cheated on me with another girl yesterday.
I told him, I got back with my ex-boyfriend 2 weeks ago.

ooo Figgly flop!!

figgly flop by winniezdog April 14, 2011

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.

The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.

FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

figuly 

Noun.
An uncool, nerdy, male usually awkward in social situations. Is not usually physically attractive until you've had more than enough to drink. But even then, he has the tendency to scare others away because of his personality or lack of conversation.

Drunk Girl: What about that guy? He looks smart and kinda cute!
Sober Girl: Ew, no way. I heard he's a total figuly.

figuly by FriedHam October 10, 2011

figglebottom 

The rarest and best type of male mindset

I’m such a sigma male, you wouldn’t get it.
No, I wouldn’t. I am way above you, I am figglebottom.

figglebottom by The figglebottom September 22, 2021

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.

The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.

FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021