3 definitions by b391130301193

1

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

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2

When you ejaculate randomly. Usually when you are not sexually aroused. This feels weird.

Man when we started going down hill on that roller coaster I felt like I was figulatin'

by b391130301193 February 19, 2018

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January 21 2017

The day America dies

Donald J. Trump takes office on January 21 2017 and he will kill Amarica.

by b391130301193 November 14, 2016

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