figulatin'

When you ejaculate randomly. Usually when you are not sexually aroused. This feels weird.
Man when we started going down hill on that roller coaster I felt like I was figulatin'
by b391130301193 February 20, 2018
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 14, 2019
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January 21 2017

The day America dies
Donald J. Trump takes office on January 21 2017 and he will kill Amarica.
by b391130301193 November 14, 2016
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