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When you're playing a video game then a bullshit glitch or general bad coding stops you from beating it.
John:"What Bullshit! He just shot through a bulletproof wall!"
James: "Jees, that fifa'd"
Fifa'd by 9% December 26, 2016

Getting FIFA'd 

The inability to sleep because at the same time that you are trying to sleep your roommate starts playing FIFA or some other video game. They then proceed to curse and scream at the TV when things aren't going their way, further preventing you from sleeping.
I haven't got much sleep lately, I keep getting FIFA'd by my roomate.
Getting FIFA'd by John Gleason November 9, 2008

fifa-dickin'

the act of being a dick to someone playing fifa.
Ryan stop fifa-dickin'! Im tryin to score.
fifa-dickin' by Zeke Posnes February 19, 2011

national fifa point day

When a girl buys fifa points for her boyfriend on the 22nd march which marks the 16th anniversary of FIFA Ultimate team and a number of packs come out.
Oh its the 22nd march, better buy my man fifa points as its national fifa point day

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026