The inability to sleep because at the same time that you are trying to sleep your roommate starts playing FIFA or some other video game. They then proceed to curse and scream at the TV when things aren't going their way, further preventing you from sleeping.
I haven't got much sleep lately, I keep getting FIFA'd by my roomate.
When a girl buys fifa points for her boyfriend on the 22nd march which marks the 16th anniversary of FIFA Ultimate team and a number of packs come out.
Oh its the 22nd march, better buy my man fifa points as its national fifa point day
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.