fieldo

Someone who lives very rurally, like in a field. A corn guzzler, a grass eater, a lunken lover.

Man lives in Kentucky, he's such a fieldo.

by checkerberry June 27, 2023

Fieldo

Short for 'Field Jacket', or any other piece of clothing that's heavier than an overshirt, but not quite a jacket either

Hey bro, that's a top-hole Fieldo you've got there!

by 4.P-3/X January 27, 2025

Field of flatus

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

force field shit

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

by Aj36mason January 18, 2017

Field Train

A Train Which Transports Coal and Other Minerals

Peter: The Feels
Jason: Feel Train!
Peter: Choo! Choo!
Nathan: Guys, What's a Field Train?

by Oscuskanaskus November 4, 2014

field shitting nigger

Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.

Um, yeah, I'm not going to eat at Arby's, I have money, I'm not a field shitting nigger.

by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013

Wrigley Field

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.

“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023