an uncontrollable urge to interrupt conversation afflicting only those who believe everyone in hearing range is a technical idiot.

BECAUSE whoever you are talking to can't POSSIBLY know as much as you do!
John's Minerism is always apparent during team meetings!
by Trillian31 February 17, 2010
"I just wanted to see if she had the minerals..."
by Andy February 5, 2004
Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.
"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"
by icravethatmineral December 21, 2014