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when you don’t quite mean fast but you typed fast
you: Hey bro wsp.
bro: nothing much just going on a run
you: oh are you running fieat??
fieat by urmomsmomsmomsmomsmomsmom October 21, 2021
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Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic british white girls on Twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an 'x' on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. Usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.
"just found out that one of my 'pals' shagged my ex when we were together, in my house while I was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x" - fiat 500 twitter

"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"

"could shag a nandos like"

"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here" "If you make [fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you're the worst x"

"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"
Fiat 500 Twitter by FiJSat March 1, 2018

fiesta grande 

The act of performing hot sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD and then pouring nacho cheese in her vagina, inserting the males erect penis into the nacho cheese filled wizard sleeve. Then the male sticks his penis into the rotund Mexican chicas asshole while screaming "Ariba" "Ariba". After the Fiesta was completed the male inserts his nacho cheese poop covered dick into the rotund mexican chicks mouth, she then vomits all over the males penis and sticks it back into her nacho cheese filled vagina..while this is going on the male must grab a Sombrero while yelling "FIESTA"
Jim: Damn Jose you wriek like shit..did you perform a Fiesta Grande last night with Selena?
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.
fiesta grande by Shftokersmoker December 4, 2016
Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow
The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.
Feathers by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

fiat food 

Low quality processed food-like products consumed by the masses. Usually high carbohydrate/high fat refined foods, mixed with cheap vegetable oils and fillers.
Example 1.

Friend: Hey Jenny, do you want fries with your steak?

Jenny: No thanks, I don't eat fiat food.

Example 2.

"Brian is fat because all he eats is fiat food. He needs to lay off the carbs and eat some steak".

clown fiesta 

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.
"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.
clown fiesta by Big clown October 19, 2015

pussy feather 

A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.
Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.
pussy feather by suckmeblanter12 December 11, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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