fieat

when you don’t quite mean fast but you typed fast

you: Hey bro wsp.
bro: nothing much just going on a run
you: oh are you running fieat??

by urmomsmomsmomsmomsmomsmom October 21, 2021

Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic british white girls on Twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an 'x' on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. Usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.

"just found out that one of my 'pals' shagged my ex when we were together, in my house while I was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x" - fiat 500 twitter

"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"

"could shag a nandos like"

"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here"

"If you make fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you're the worst x"

"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"

by FiJSat March 1, 2018

fiesta grande

The act of performing hot sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD and then pouring nacho cheese in her vagina, inserting the males erect penis into the nacho cheese filled wizard sleeve. Then the male sticks his penis into the rotund Mexican chicas asshole while screaming "Ariba" "Ariba". After the Fiesta was completed the male inserts his nacho cheese poop covered dick into the rotund mexican chicks mouth, she then vomits all over the males penis and sticks it back into her nacho cheese filled vagina..while this is going on the male must grab a Sombrero while yelling "FIESTA"

Jim: Damn Jose you wriek like shit..did you perform a Fiesta Grande last night with Selena?
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.

by Shftokersmoker December 4, 2016

Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.

by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

fiat food

Low quality processed food-like products consumed by the masses. Usually high carbohydrate/high fat refined foods, mixed with cheap vegetable oils and fillers.

Example 1.

Friend: Hey Jenny, do you want fries with your steak?

Jenny: No thanks, I don't eat fiat food.

Example 2.

"Brian is fat because all he eats is fiat food. He needs to lay off the carbs and eat some steak".

by The Amur Leopard June 29, 2019

clown fiesta

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.

"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.

by Big clown October 19, 2015

pussy feather

A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.

Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.

by suckmeblanter12 December 11, 2011