ficticius

A banter name for Vinicius jr

Person 1: Vinicius had a stinker

Person 2: haha ficticius

by Uhh kool April 25, 2023

fucticious

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010

fictlicious

Fiction so delicious you want it to be true. Movies that are advertised as "based on real events" are often fictlicious. Similar to rumor, myth, and truthiness.

"I just saw that movie 'Fargo'...full of crazy, wacked-out people. Did you know that's a true story?"
"Yeah, well, parts of it are and are woven into a fictlicious narrative."

by Aaron Miller May 16, 2008

Fictician

A person that makes up facts. A statistician is a person versed in compiling statistics. A fictician is a person versed in the creation of fiction to enhance their everyday, mundane stories.

Ellen's such a great fictician she should write for the National Enquirer.

by Angie1801 April 4, 2009

Fisticus Anicus

A magical spell used to conjure a large Thanos like fist and force it up another’s anus.

When the villain attempted to flee Narry Hotter angrily cast “Fisticus Anicus”! The villain was immediately stopped in his tracks, and levitated off the ground by a large gold fist covered in jewels being shoved violently into his anus.

by Cakethief January 24, 2022

fictitious

Pertaining to fiction.

Not entirely founded in real life. Not just conjecture, but also fantasy.

The Bible is largely fictitious.

Most 13 y.o. boys have a fictitious foot-long shlong.

by A. Penner February 26, 2010

Fisticus

The act of pleasuring a FUPA. To properly fisticus, two people are needed. Person A horizontally separates FUPA skin while person B uses one hand to assist in vertical separation. Person B’s other hand is formed into a fist and thrust into the female subject’s vajayjay.

Dude, remember that fat chick with the FUPA I took home with me the other day? Let’s just say when we got to my place, my roommate and I gave her the biggest Fisticus of her life!

by Shanked It Left March 14, 2007