romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior toward a character from a work of fiction of any sex, gender, gender identity, gender expression, or sexual orientation

"I wouldn't consider myself fictiosexual, though I feel affection for a certain character in a video game"

fictiosexual by monaca_towels June 4, 2016

Get the fictiosexual mug.

fictionsexual

A sexual orientation defining an individual exclusively attracted to fictional characters or beings.

"Sarah will not go out with you, because she is in a serious fictionsexual relationship with Cedric Diggory."

fictionsexual by Balanchmia Killerchina January 9, 2008

Get the fictionsexual mug.

fictisexual

1. (Adj.) Sexually attracted to book, musical, play, video game, comic book, imaginary, and/or movie characters of either the same or different gender.

2. (Noun) One who shows more romantic and/or sexual attraction to fictional characters than to real people.

1:

Josie: "You and Kevin would look totally cute together, Bebe.

Bebe: "He's cute, but I'm just not into him. I'd like to date Erik Destler, AKA the Phantom of the Opera."

Josie: "But he's fictional. Why are you attracted to him?"

Bebe: "Because I'm fictisexual."

2:
Derek: "You and Bebe should totally date."
Kevin: "Nah. We're not into each other. She's a fictisexual and so am I."

fictisexual by fandomgirl92 April 20, 2014

Get the fictisexual mug.

Fictician

A person that makes up facts. A statistician is a person versed in compiling statistics. A fictician is a person versed in the creation of fiction to enhance their everyday, mundane stories.

Ellen's such a great fictician she should write for the National Enquirer.

Fictician by Angie1801 April 4, 2009

Get the Fictician mug.

Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

Facticide by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

Get the Facticide mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.