A liar of the worst type. They will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.If caught, the Count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.
Kevinsaid he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. Count Fibula strikes again.
A mexican slang word to refer to a family pet (specifically a dog) or can be used as a nickname between friends. Wordliterally means 'stray dog'. Pronounced fee-ru-lies.
"Andale firulais, ten tu comida" my mom babied our dog.
To act in a manner in which you are very unsettled. Going beyond your normal actions to keep your mind and body busy when you are uncomfortable or restless.
FBulag. Pronounced ef-Bu-laug. A word to describe the internal jailing of a person or post on Facebook, for any number of time, that for any alleged reason "breaks" the guidelines laid out by Zuckerberg and his company.
Typically occurs to a Pro-Trump or Anti-Liberal post that uses logic to reason out the pros and cons of an argument.
"Well, I have been released from the FBulag for posting about that caravan."
"Did you hear? Alex Jones was put into the FBulag for "breaking community guidelines."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).