Brold's definitions

Count Fibula

A liar of the worst type. They will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.If caught, the Count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.

Kevin said he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. Count Fibula strikes again.

by Brold July 17, 2009

broldtimer

An old surfer, or extreme sports athlete past his or her prime.

My dad can still surf harder than any broldtimer I know.

by Brold July 17, 2009

wingbro

like a wingman, but closer to the hitman. They may have gone to high school together.

My wingbro and I have downed more birds than a redneck during duck season.

by brold July 16, 2009

that's bird

the coolest that anything can be, or a great way to say that's the end of the subject. Comparable to saying "Word". At times ending in a handshake resembling a bird eating grain, followed by a turkey style call.

Look at that 84 honda civic with the three foot wing on the trunk, now that's bird!

by Brold July 16, 2009

brover and out

A bro's way of saying goodbye.

Thanks for calling Froggy, call you if theres a swell, brover and out.

by Brold July 16, 2009

brodingo or Brodingo

A male greeting, used widely by caucasian surfer types. A combination or Bro: meaning brother or man or friend, and the Australian word for a wild dog, or Dingo.

Whoa "brodingo or Brodingo" , those were some tasty laybacks out there.

Translation: Wow my brother Dog, that was some impressive use of redirection on your surfboard.

by Brold July 16, 2009

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

by brold July 16, 2009