A liar of the worst type. They will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.If caught, the Count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.
Kevinsaid he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. Count Fibula strikes again.
A mexican slang word to refer to a family pet (specifically a dog) or can be used as a nickname between friends. Word literally means 'stray dog'. Pronounced fee-ru-lies.
"Andale firulais, ten tu comida" my mom babied our dog.
To act in a manner in which you are very unsettled. Going beyond your normal actions to keep your mind and bodybusy when you are uncomfortable or restless.
FBulag. Pronounced ef-Bu-laug. A word to describe the internal jailing of a person or post on Facebook, for any number of time, that for any alleged reason "breaks" the guidelines laid out by Zuckerberg and his company.
Typically occurs to a Pro-Trump or Anti-Liberal post that uses logic to reason out the pros and cons of an argument.
"Well, I have been released from the FBulag for posting about that caravan."
"Did you hear? Alex Jones was put into the FBulag for "breaking community guidelines."
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."