feziwig 

British slang to describe a person who doesn’t eat scones ,they are an abomination to society

Don’t be such a feziwig margaret

feziwig by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021

Funny fezziwig 

Someone who tries to be funny but miserably fails but during the holidays

Man he sure is one funny fezziwig

Funny fezziwig by epicgamer V2 January 9, 2019

Fezziwig 

An individual, usually male, that sits around and drinks beer while watching TV. This person is known to sport a good, if not unkempt and shaggy, beard. They are frequently seen on the couch with a laptop and a beer. Fezziwigs are known to be awesome.

My roommate is a regular ol' fezziwig, all he does is sit around and drink beer.

Or

I'm not going out, I think I'm just going to fezziwig tonight.

Fezziwig by OlFez March 9, 2009

fezziwig 

An inside-out vagina.

Guy 1: Never bang a 56-year-old mother of 7. When I pulled out I took the vagina with me, and now that bitch has a fezziwig.

Guy 2: Thanks for the advice.

fezziwig by Pat did it December 28, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019