Fezziwig 

An individual, usually male, that sits around and drinks beer while watching TV. This person is known to sport a good, if not unkempt and shaggy, beard. They are frequently seen on the couch with a laptop and a beer. Fezziwigs are known to be awesome.

My roommate is a regular ol' fezziwig, all he does is sit around and drink beer.

Or

I'm not going out, I think I'm just going to fezziwig tonight.

Fezziwig by OlFez March 9, 2009

fezziwig 

An inside-out vagina.

Guy 1: Never bang a 56-year-old mother of 7. When I pulled out I took the vagina with me, and now that bitch has a fezziwig.

Guy 2: Thanks for the advice.

fezziwig by Pat did it December 28, 2009

Funny fezziwig 

Someone who tries to be funny but miserably fails but during the holidays

Man he sure is one funny fezziwig

Funny fezziwig by epicgamer V2 January 9, 2019

Fuzziwig 

Pronounced (FUH-zee-wig)
What you say to someone who coughs or hiccups. Similar to "God Bless You".

Person 1: *Cough!*

Person 2: Fuzziwig!

Fuzziwig by Myagooshki November 22, 2010

fizziwig 

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

fizziwig by aaron September 28, 2004

feziwig 

British slang to describe a person who doesn’t eat scones ,they are an abomination to society

Don’t be such a feziwig margaret

feziwig by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021