Fezziwig

An individual, usually male, that sits around and drinks beer while watching TV. This person is known to sport a good, if not unkempt and shaggy, beard. They are frequently seen on the couch with a laptop and a beer. Fezziwigs are known to be awesome.

My roommate is a regular ol' fezziwig, all he does is sit around and drink beer.

Or

I'm not going out, I think I'm just going to fezziwig tonight.

Fezziwig by OlFez March 9, 2009

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fezziwig

An inside-out vagina.

Guy 1: Never bang a 56-year-old mother of 7. When I pulled out I took the vagina with me, and now that bitch has a fezziwig.

Guy 2: Thanks for the advice.

fezziwig by Pat did it December 28, 2009

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Funny fezziwig

Someone who tries to be funny but miserably fails but during the holidays

Man he sure is one funny fezziwig

Funny fezziwig by epicgamer V2 January 9, 2019

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Fuzziwig

Pronounced (FUH-zee-wig)
What you say to someone who coughs or hiccups. Similar to "God Bless You".

Person 1: *Cough!*

Person 2: Fuzziwig!

Fuzziwig by Myagooshki November 22, 2010

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fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

fizziwig by aaron September 28, 2004

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feziwig

British slang to describe a person who doesn’t eat scones ,they are an abomination to society

Don’t be such a feziwig margaret

feziwig by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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