fezziwig

An inside-out vagina.

Guy 1: Never bang a 56-year-old mother of 7. When I pulled out I took the vagina with me, and now that bitch has a fezziwig.

Guy 2: Thanks for the advice.

by Pat did it December 28, 2009

Fezziwig

An individual, usually male, that sits around and drinks beer while watching TV. This person is known to sport a good, if not unkempt and shaggy, beard. They are frequently seen on the couch with a laptop and a beer. Fezziwigs are known to be awesome.

My roommate is a regular ol' fezziwig, all he does is sit around and drink beer.

Or

I'm not going out, I think I'm just going to fezziwig tonight.

by OlFez March 9, 2009

Funny fezziwig

Someone who tries to be funny but miserably fails but during the holidays

Man he sure is one funny fezziwig

by epicgamer V2 January 9, 2019