An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 4, 2022
by HippieFl1p April 6, 2022
Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.
by FrankCohen3000 May 17, 2023
by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021
The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.
by CappyDog September 11, 2021
Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023