dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021

Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.

Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?

by Murica Michelle February 6, 2017

Dickfestival

1 At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2 Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male

My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.

by BS and MS March 14, 2008