when somethings so good or hard to believe, its a cross between destiny and fate.
Me meeting Linderbean is nothing short of festiny!
by CharlesKS June 14, 2007
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social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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Any combination of alcoholic cocktails that are centered around a key ingredient, freshly ejaculated semen.

Commonplace at gay bars and night clubs, one will order a drink of their choice, and loudly proclaim "Festini!" and a line of willing ingredient donors forms, and the drinker chooses their favorite.
Last night at Leatherdaddies Bill was just guzzling down Festini after Festini, it was radical.
by Furious Jones August 23, 2016
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