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Festina’s are those type of friends who spill the tea or hear the tea. They loveee the drama. There also fighters. At one point she might seem she like a physco, but she’ll come back to normal. She will always be there for you. She will support. But say something wrong about her and you get your ass kicked. She is really wired. She will make you laugh scared. She is pretty and ugly.... jkjk
Festina is a real friend
Festina by Yaharia May 30, 2019
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Festina ! A great name! :)
Festina by bebe.labello November 30, 2009
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Festina lente 

Make haste slowly.

To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner.
Translated from Latin to English, 'festina lente' means literally 'make haste slowly'; this translation also sounds a lot better than 'hurry slowly'.
Festina lente by Gus J November 29, 2006

Festina lente 

Latin proverb that means: Hurry slowly
1. I heard about festina lente, but you are taking it too far... you sorry excuse for a man...
2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...
Festina lente by Uber Sapien May 1, 2006

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!
Every day is a Tums Festival!
tums festival by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Festival Boyfriend 

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.
She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

Post festival depression 

The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.

Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food

Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden

Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home
Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls

Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying
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