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my neighbors are festers
festers by ozzy October 13, 2003

Festers Quest 

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.
"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

Festerpool 

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.
A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.
Festerpool by MattMuz September 22, 2020

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

festered upon 

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.
1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
festered upon by J-Fizz August 27, 2005
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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