Festersome 

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.

Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.

Festersome by Annie Green April 2, 2011

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Pestersome 

The act of pestering someone insistantly when you want something from them they don't have to give you.

Man: "I want a blow job."

Woman: "I know, you've asked 12 times. I said later. You're being pestersome."

Pestersome by Lady face May 5, 2013

festeromous 

A festering fun time.

When i went to visit my grandma in jail we had a festeromous.

festeromous by Gregory Larson August 15, 2004