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The state of constant bitching in the middle of a conversation.
Quit your fessin becky, your being a complete bitch.
Fessin by PWEBBB June 21, 2009
Words you can keep
A C-Blockization of the word Fucking.

Foot Note.
Where Fuck = Fess
Hayley: Imagine Beardy with a Mullet.
Anon: Yeah that would be "Fessin" good!
Fessin by This_Isnt_Arran April 17, 2004
Related Words

Ho-Fessional 

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
playing witchu. they’re teasing you to see your reaction. also can be similar to “capping”
nah fam, you was fussin when cat jalbert asked you the question.
fussin by catjalbert03 March 31, 2020

Fassinator 

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012
Whining; making something out of nothing; crying; acting like a baby; acting up; agitating
My kids are always fussing me up
about something.
Fussing by Urban mother February 21, 2015
to bring together a party of people, unity, family, equality
I'm about to take my friends to the Festine.
FESTINE by festthebest February 9, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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