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A C-Blockization of the word Fucking.

Foot Note.
Where Fuck = Fess
Hayley: Imagine Beardy with a Mullet.
Anon: Yeah that would be "Fessin" good!
Fessin by This_Isnt_Arran April 17, 2004
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Ho-Fessional 

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
playing witchu. they’re teasing you to see your reaction. also can be similar to “capping”
nah fam, you was fussin when cat jalbert asked you the question.
fussin by catjalbert03 March 31, 2020

Fassinator 

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012
Whining; making something out of nothing; crying; acting like a baby; acting up; agitating
My kids are always fussing me up
about something.
Fussing by Urban mother February 21, 2015
to bring together a party of people, unity, family, equality
I'm about to take my friends to the Festine.
FESTINE by festthebest February 9, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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