fersplunk 

The sound a shit makes when hitting the toilet water.

(v) fersplunked -- already made a fersplunk
(n) fersplunk

"This morning when I crawled out of bed with that lacrosstitute I ran to the shitter and forcefully pushed out my fersplunk."

fersplunk by Erica & Adam June 7, 2007

fershtunkene tuchos-head 

a poop head, or somebody who is full of crap. not meant in the literal sense, but it can be.

Tom: 'you are a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
Jom: 'So is your mom. Making you half a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'

fershtunkene tuchos-head by raha December 4, 2005

kersplunk 

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.

I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.

kersplunk by Harry Manback November 29, 2006

ferplungled 

When an object gets messed up, dirty, distorted or broken beyond repair.

Wife to husband: "Could you grab me a new panty liner, this one is ferplungled."

ferplungled by Editor7 October 10, 2020

kersplunk 

When the biggest dick touches the juiciest pussy and it makes a juicy clapping sound

We make the perfect kersplunk.

kersplunk by nediaaaaa March 21, 2023