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fersplunk 

The sound a shit makes when hitting the toilet water.

(v) fersplunked -- already made a fersplunk
(n) fersplunk
"This morning when I crawled out of bed with that lacrosstitute I ran to the shitter and forcefully pushed out my fersplunk."
fersplunk by Erica & Adam June 7, 2007
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fershtunkene tuchos-head 

a poop head, or somebody who is full of crap. not meant in the literal sense, but it can be.
Tom: 'you are a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
Jom: 'So is your mom. Making you half a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
fershtunkene tuchos-head by raha December 4, 2005

kersplunk 

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.
I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.
kersplunk by Harry Manback November 29, 2006

ferplungled 

When an object gets messed up, dirty, distorted or broken beyond repair.
Wife to husband: "Could you grab me a new panty liner, this one is ferplungled."
ferplungled by Editor7 October 10, 2020

kersplunk 

When the biggest dick touches the juiciest pussy and it makes a juicy clapping sound
We make the perfect kersplunk.
kersplunk by nediaaaaa March 21, 2023
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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