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also known as a queef. vaginal fart.

Originated from the great STD carrier himself, Sahil "Dewey" Mehra.
I made that girl fermp all night
fermp by Anony1212121 March 20, 2008
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A profitable business organization run by a woman that has several revenue streams and has great impact in the community or industry it serves.
Sheila has built quite a fempire, she has a line of great products, she is a sought-after-speaker and she has trained many people to do what she does.
Fempire by Catmazing January 2, 2016
Related Words
fermp • Fermpt • fempathy • Femprey • fermin • femplaining • ferm • Fempire • femplain • Ferman

dirty fermin 

When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.
I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!
dirty fermin by MTF March 25, 2008

femplaining

Verb.
Femplaining is a portmanteau of the words "female" and "complain". A term used to describe when a woman complains about an issue(s) that are trivial and rant about them as if they are legitimate issues when in actuality, they aren't.
Female Barista: I just saw a white guy wearing a shirt with Japanese characters on it. That is so offensive! He shouldn't wear it if he's not Japanese!

Boss: Yeah, yeah. Quit your femplaining and get back to work.

See: SJW
femplaining by Gladilay October 26, 2016
Fermin is a MAJOR cutie. He dresses nice & has a great taste in music. He’s extremely funny, creative and easy to get along with. Everyone loves him because of how cool he is :( Snacks on tortilla chips from time to time, but it’s cute. Anyways, It’s not very often you meet someone like him so it’s hard to stay away <3
Girl : Do you think Fermin is cute?

Girl 2 : Fuck yeah he’s a major cutie
Fermin by snottbubbless November 18, 2019
The accepted response to being called a bozon.
Nerd 1 Adam, you are such a bozon.

Nerd 2 Yeah, well, at least i am not a fermion.
fermion by Nate_Dawg September 21, 2006
In fanfiction, refers to a story where a woman gets pregnant by another woman. No man was involved in the context of the story.

This fictional situation is ever-so-slightly *more* possible than the equivalent Mpreg, as a woman can at least *get* pregnant (albeit not by another woman...yet). Oddly turns up in fiction less often than Mpreg however, mostly because as we all know, the vast majority of fanfiction is written by teenage girls and menopausal women.
If a fanfic is listed as fempreg, then expect a woman to get pregnant by another woman. Also expect little to no explanation as to how this is supposedly possible.
Fempreg by yet-one-more-idiot April 16, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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