When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.

I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!

dirty fermin by MTF March 25, 2008

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Fermin

Fermin is a MAJOR cutie. He dresses nice & has a great taste in music. He’s extremely funny, creative and easy to get along with. Everyone loves him because of how cool he is :( Snacks on tortilla chips from time to time, but it’s cute. Anyways, It’s not very often you meet someone like him so it’s hard to stay away <3

Girl : Do you think Fermin is cute?

Girl 2 : Fuck yeah he’s a major cutie

Fermin by snottbubbless November 18, 2019

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fermin

Fermin.. A REALLY tall freak. A ladys man. Always gets the cuties. A playa at times but can have a deep conversation with anyone. Normally owns a nice camera. and a freak.

Fermin: PARTYS HERE!!
Girl: STFU.

fermin by Marqie January 9, 2012

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fremionie

a harry potter ship between Ron's older brother Fred, whom died in deathly hallows, and Hermionie

"man, i just read a fremionie headcanon, it was awesome!

fremionie by harrypotterfreak13 January 4, 2012

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Fermina

Fermina May be nice/rude she's a type of girl that wouldn't care about people's feelings she looses feelings fit people quick

Fermina could be rude she has trust issues

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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