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• A female simp; a woman who puts too much value on a man and hits him up 24/7
• Calls men king every time she talks to him and acts like he is right no matter what it is
• Acts like a gamer girl even though she doesn’t even know what a controller is
Bro that girl is a total femp, she’s always hitting up boys dms calling them kings
femp by I just shid myself February 17, 2020
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A profitable business organization run by a woman that has several revenue streams and has great impact in the community or industry it serves.
Sheila has built quite a fempire, she has a line of great products, she is a sought-after-speaker and she has trained many people to do what she does.
Fempire by Catmazing January 2, 2016
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fempathy Femprey femplaining Fempire femplain Fempreg Fempro Fempty femp Fempa

femplaining

Verb.
Femplaining is a portmanteau of the words "female" and "complain". A term used to describe when a woman complains about an issue(s) that are trivial and rant about them as if they are legitimate issues when in actuality, they aren't.
Female Barista: I just saw a white guy wearing a shirt with Japanese characters on it. That is so offensive! He shouldn't wear it if he's not Japanese!

Boss: Yeah, yeah. Quit your femplaining and get back to work.

See: SJW
femplaining by Gladilay October 26, 2016
In fanfiction, refers to a story where a woman gets pregnant by another woman. No man was involved in the context of the story.

This fictional situation is ever-so-slightly *more* possible than the equivalent Mpreg, as a woman can at least *get* pregnant (albeit not by another woman...yet). Oddly turns up in fiction less often than Mpreg however, mostly because as we all know, the vast majority of fanfiction is written by teenage girls and menopausal women.
If a fanfic is listed as fempreg, then expect a woman to get pregnant by another woman. Also expect little to no explanation as to how this is supposedly possible.
Fempreg by yet-one-more-idiot April 16, 2013

femplaining

The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that what they are complaining about is an important issue and who, consequently, proceed to complain about things that are of no consequence in the long run and are not interesting in the short run.
Man A: When she started femplaining to me what it was like to have an annoying friend, I stayed and listened to her.

Man B: Really, what else could you do?
femplaining by LiterallyBrave February 6, 2012
A girl's six pack.

"Whoa, that Pixie Lott has a fempack like granite"
"Whoa, that Pixie Lott has a fempack like granite"
fempack by Gregory Manly Mason April 27, 2015

fempostor 

A transwoman especially one who had a low effort transition. Combination of the words "female" and "impostor".
Be careful,dude. That fempostor has a hard-on for you.
fempostor by OddSoul February 14, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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