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femicunt 

Some bitch who constantly paints common social issues as a gender-based issue.
Femicunts only come in the female gender due to excessive blood waterfalls from their ovaries and bitchy attitude towards males in particular.

Femicunts are very rarely under the weight of 290 pounds, causing them to never ever get laid. This is a major cause of their radical behavior.

Being a femicunt is a major epidemic among users of a social network known as "Tumblr".

If you know a femicunt in your area, it is best that you keep watch as well as keeping your emergency phone numbers on speed-dial in the case of mandatory straight jacket use being necessary.
"I thought she was nice, but her Facebook comments really make her look like a dumb ass femicunt."
"Your friend can't attract a decent boyfriend, so she constantly acts like a femicunt in order to make herself feel better."

femicunt 

Noun:

A slang term used to describe individuals that passionate about social issues. Usually used in a derogatory fashion towards women.
Pained by the fact that he was rejected by a woman he bothered on the subway, Michael responded by shouting "femicunt!" hoping it would protect his fragile masculinity and boost his ego.
femicunt by keep_it_real December 16, 2016
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Feminunt 

A self righteous girl who calls herself an "independent woman" everytime she disagrees with a man. She is just a total c*nt. Buzz feed for example. She literally thinks woman are 19 times better than men, and if she says anything like "I'm probably funnier than you", You know what to do.
Buzzfeed~ Feminunt
Feminunt by Poonmarijuana August 22, 2016

femicant 

Females failing at doing things females should do
Well, I asked you to be a femican, but apparently you femicant
femicant by zerosouls August 26, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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