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Type of comedy geared towards a female audience.
“Have you seen that show Fleabag ? ,, best femcom around
femcom by Shteeevie 3 April 15, 2019
Words you can keep
The combination of the words female and wholesome to become the opposite of Femdom. In which a woman is comforting and friendly rather than mean and domineering but she also maintains a sexual presence.
Friend 1: how have you been mate?
Friend 2: not too good, I've been having a rough day, I think I'll go see a Femsome and try and cheer myself up. She's very comforting you know.
Femsome by Kaiser William III May 21, 2020
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Gentle Femdom 

A subset of the Femdom family of kinks that emerged in rejection of (what was perceived to be) an unrealistically male-centered, violent, and unsentimental kind of femdom content that is popular on mainstream porn sites.

The gentle femdom community has substantial following on tumblr, reddit, and 4chan, with it's largest presence being on tumblr.
Lisa: I love gentle femdom, femdom is usually too much for me.
Gentle Femdom by lil-boy-bubblegum October 7, 2017

Squirt Femdom

Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her sexy submissive partner.

When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.

Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).

Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.

After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.
Squirt Femdom by femdomguy7777 December 5, 2022

femdom facial 

Dominant woman forcing man to cum on his own face
A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging
femdom facial by horny poster May 30, 2014

Femmometer 

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.
Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.
Femmometer by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010
Female Domination: A woman (or action in which a woman) dominates sexual interaction with her mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, slave)
-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. strap-ons, toys, etc).
-) Bondage / restraint of the sub.
-) "Water Sports"
He disrobed at the order of his femdom mistress.
Femdom by OtherJames October 5, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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