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Female body parts 

The thing that will help you get hired and keep you out of trouble in a lot of situations
Most people that work there have female body parts, I think that’s one of the job requirements.

The people with female body parts rarely, if ever, get into trouble.
Female body parts by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

female bodybuilder 

Easily the sexiest, most erotic kind of female in the universe. A female bodybuilder is a superior kind of woman. She is in touch with her femininity, and she realizes that her inner being is power, not weakness. Because she is so in touch with her inner power, she develops her muscles to an astonishing degree, able to lift incredible masses of weights that most men are unable to touch. She does this in order to break from the cage that society puts women in, to show that she is a powerful individual who no one can restrain.

Many men are unable to admit their attraction to these powerful women, for societal stereotypes indicate that women are supposed to be thin, whiny, and submissive. Female bodybuilders threaten that stereotype to such a degree that most men are threatened by them. Similarly, men are threatened by the fact that these women are far more muscular and far stronger than them, for it makes them feel that they are not living up the their stereotyped gender role of being the 'dominant provider.' Yet nearly all men, at a deep unconscious level, are very attracted to these powerful women, and only the real men are able to admit it to themselves.

Female bodybuilders are more often than not extremely kind, energetic, and resourceful. They spend their time wisely, fit more into a day than most people, and truly grab life by the horns. They are a threat to many, yet they are sexy beyond belief. They are also known to be better than any other kind of woman in bed.
Jim: Dude, the other day I saw a female bodybuilder in the gym. I was so turned on that I couldn't even do my workout!

Ted: Man I'm jealous. I woulda blown my load on the spot!

Female Bodybuilder 

A woman who puts in more time in the gym than your average person. Female bodybuilders are elites, unafraid of stereotypes or mockery which often falls upon women in the gym who do more than just light cardio or yoga. These women push themselves, to the point that they grow impressive muscle mass and tone. They aren’t “masculinized”, rather they are not afraid to push their bodies to grow and strengthen, despite social norms. These woman are bold, unafraid, and independent. Any male who goes the the gym regularly can attest to having seen at least a few of them in their time, and they are an absolute wonder of a partner to have.
Ty had been working out regularly for 4 years now, so when gold’s gym closed down due to a fire, he went over to a powerlifting gym not far from his work. After going there for a few weeks, he noticed a woman who was pushing and pulling some impressive weight. Not only that, but she was packed with muscle. Standing about 5’ 6 and (guessing) about 175 lbs, she was a powerhouse, built like a tank. Through the back of her tank top, he could see her traps and shoulder swell nicely off of her upper back, and her arms he guessed would have to be 16 inches Around. Her abs only occasionally shown through when she would reach up to grab a pull up bar, but they looked hard as stone. Her quads were tree trunks of power, and her calves weren’t massive, but were respectably big and well defined. And above it all, to his surprise, she was still unmistakably a woman. Her long black hair was kept in a pony tail, and her track pants couldn’t hide she had a taught, bulky booty. She was a picture of power, and yet, also beauty. Ty couldn’t remember the last time he saw a female bodybuilder that so brilliantly walked the line between beast and beauty.
Female Bodybuilder by Swirlin64 August 8, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026