felchabix 

A cereal introduced by J Gladstone after his discovery that felch product can be grown on wheat fields following a fallow year. Once a scottish delicacy it is now commonly sold in most felch parlours.

"Darling, would you like felchabix for breakfast?"

felchabix by Peelmeback January 12, 2008

felchacide 

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.

Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.

felchacide by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017

felchabitionist 

Noun: A person who participates in the act of [felching} in a public place, in front of an audience or gets off by showing off their creamy "prize"......

"Oh my god, I had no idea your boyfriend was a Felchabitionist!!!"

Liberals are commonly referred to as "The Felchabitionist Party"

felchabitionist by Pump666 January 14, 2019

felchbox 

A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen, ,ready to be orally incorporated.
Given the kind of people I usually have cause to say this to, that's quite an apt description.

"Golly, you really are one almighty felchbox!"

felchbox by Stooo March 21, 2003

felchanigga 

1. Felch's name in ebonics.
2. A nigga who enjoys felching.

"What is your name in ebonics?"
"Uh...Felchanigga"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A FELCHANIGGA?"

felchanigga by obv666 February 8, 2010