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felching 

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
felching by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

felching 

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
felching by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

felching 

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.
After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
felching by JD August 17, 2003

Felching 

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
Felching by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005

Felching 

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.
She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com
Felching by Ronzombie November 26, 2010

felching 

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.
Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.
felching by MsAshley December 7, 2006
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