felacio

A dumbass' mispelling of fellatio.
"I don't have any experience with fellatio, so I'll call it felacio"
by SkillstheMonkey December 08, 2005
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five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.
Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.
by SkillstheMonkey December 08, 2005
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