Definitions by SkillstheMonkey

felacio 

A dumbass' mispelling of fellatio.

"I don't have any experience with fellatio, so I'll call it felacio"

felacio by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005

five second rule 

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.

Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.

five second rule by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005