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A word that no one would ever use to refer to a blowjob, and if people do they will most likely not receive one. But society today has to have a "proper word for everything because something like "blow job" is too vulgar.
Would you like to preform fellacio on me ma'am?
Fellacio by getfuucked December 9, 2019
Words you can keep
a synonym for a "blow job" meaning oral sex on the male penis. Generally a heterosexual practice, however, also practiced by gays. Very common in prison and somewhat hard to attain from your girlfriend :(
the female unbuttons the males pants, pulls out his reproductive organ, and places her mouth on it, allowing it to enter and exit = fellacio
fellacio by dfas18 February 5, 2009

chicken fellacio 

Cover your dick in glue and birdseed. Then have 20 chickens peck at your dick
Person 1: Cletus, is you still fuckin' yo sista?
Person 2: Nah man, I do that chicken Fellacio
chicken fellacio by snakeeyes510 December 4, 2013

self fellacio 

My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'
self fellacio by Catlo94 February 26, 2017

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

Russian Fellatio 

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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