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To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.
"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."
Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009
Related Words
feffa • Feff • fffa • Feifan • Femfag • Faffa • Fefail • feffie • Feffing • Feffort
Cis men recognizing cis females woeful bad choices involving almost everything concerning proper decision making and life choices.
Yesterday I met and asked out this chick, turns out she was a single mother who demanded I pay for a babysitter and get her crumb snatcher a "to go" meal, total fefail bruh.
fefail by Den-Grim December 28, 2021
A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.
Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.
femfart by FASH1976 August 25, 2009
An old woman who can cook and is immortal
If you know a Feffie you can never starve
feffie by joehayes22403 January 25, 2017
fit from far away, nice looking at a distance, but raf up close.
she looked really hot, turns out she was just fffa.
fffa by TP Crew July 7, 2005

FenFannyFun 

A bum love so intense that it will redefine the remainder of your life.
Man, I had 10 minutes of FenFannyFun recently . My sphincter has melted and I haven’t been able to sit down for a month
FenFannyFun by Danimal⛑️ March 23, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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