fawcetting
fawcetting by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003
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fauceting
Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)
Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."
fauceting by interesting words February 10, 2015
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Fauceting
When a person of feminine mystique gets naked, lays in the bath tub, presses her vagina up against the faucet of the tub, turns on, not only the water, but herself too, and has an orgasm.
"Kelly, How was the bath?"
"Good, I was fauceting for 35 minutes and have never felt anything like it before in my entire life. It was WONDERFUL."
"Good, I was fauceting for 35 minutes and have never felt anything like it before in my entire life. It was WONDERFUL."
Fauceting by Rey Benschop February 6, 2008
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faggetting by SHJames November 11, 2004
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My friend: I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Chuck Norris last night.
Me: Are you faceting me right now?
Me: Are you faceting me right now?
Faceting by AccurateAccountant July 30, 2019
Fauceting
When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.
Fauceting by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 3, 2022
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