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Favorable Footsoldier 

The sexual act of two consensual parties shoving their feet in each other's ass.
The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
favorable-desk scramble by QuacksO August 25, 2018

fedorable 

transmittable through flea bites and ingestion of inhalation of bat guano.
The people of Florence fled to their hillside palazzos in the summer due to the fedorable spread of the plague.
fedorable by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008

fedorable 

anything constructed from felt.
fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.

fedorable 

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.
For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.
fedorable by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable 

furry and green with a brackish flavor.
I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie
fedorable by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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