Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire
1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire
by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017
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Tallahassee Gas Mask

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
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Favorable Footsoldier

The sexual act of two consensual parties shoving their feet in each other's ass.
The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.
by GasMaskOverdrive July 10, 2018
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Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck
You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
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Gunk Bunker

A desk (usually at a school) that has an insane amount of gum underneath it.
Dude stay away from the desk right next to the window, it's a total Gunk Bunker
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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Room 13

Room 13 is a room in which most schools house their special ed students.
Room 13 is also called the thunderdome or the Tard cage
by GasMaskOverdrive December 06, 2017
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