fauxfu 

Ultra-vegan tofu. It tastes just like tofu but contains none of the estrogonized hormone associated with processed tofu. Made from fermented, barrel-aged repurposed organic material.

Person 1: Ever since I went ultra-vegan and switched to fauxfu, my chakras have been perfectly aligned.

Person 2: Namaste.

fauxfu by kaka3stan October 6, 2017

Fauxgue 

A gay, straight man.

A man who could be described as metrosexual to the extreme. He enjoys looking good, long conversations about feelings, and will drive around with his girlfriend's singing a long to musicals.

Faux- Fake
"gue"- As derived from "Vogue"

Girl #1: "Too bad John Doe is gay, he'd be the perfect man!"
Girl #2: "John isn't gay, he's a Fauxgue. He is the best of both worlds."
Girl #1: "Oh... does he have a girlfriend?"

Fauxgue by Falcon R Ten'ou October 7, 2007

fauxductivity

Pretending to be productive at work.

I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important looking papers.

fauxductivity by Glassman October 9, 2008

Fauxfanity 

Pronounced \fo-"fan-'&-tE\

words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.

Fauxfanity includes using...
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"

Fauxfanity by Donez January 28, 2006

fauxucked up 

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

fauxucked up by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

Fauxflake 

A very sensitive person. Someone who is easily hurt of offended by facts and reason.

Bob is such a fauxflake, he refuses to get the vaccine because he thinks Bill Gates is going to microchip him.

Fauxflake by EvilAlan November 18, 2020

Fauxdultress 

A fauxdultress is a female, usually young, who will pretend to have a boyfriend in an attempt to add mystique to her persona and to lure young men who are enticed by stealing a taken woman. Her native habitat is a bar, usually a small one where the drinks are cheap and men are plenty. She will find any way to meet guys. Most likely though, the fauxdultress will turn to her closest friends. A fauxdultress never fails to get some kind of being with a pulse in her bed.

Look at that girl in the corner with the floral print, tight-fitting dress and black pumps staring down all the business school students with receding hairlines. She is such a fauxdultress.

Fauxdultress by FauxdultressAccomplice December 4, 2010