Ultra-vegan tofu. It tastes just like tofu but contains none of the estrogonized hormone associated with processed tofu. Made from fermented, barrel-aged repurposed organic material.
Person 1: Ever since I went ultra-vegan and switched to fauxfu, my chakras have been perfectly aligned.
Person 2: Namaste.
Person 2: Namaste.
by kaka3stan October 6, 2017
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