Fauxflake 

A very sensitive person. Someone who is easily hurt of offended by facts and reason.

Bob is such a fauxflake, he refuses to get the vaccine because he thinks Bill Gates is going to microchip him.

Fauxflake by EvilAlan November 18, 2020

Fauxflake 

a person who is outraged and offended by things that are not seen by anyone else.

The person responded like an offended fauxflake at the use of Millie in a conversation about Millies and Boomers and Xers

Fauxflake by MetaBear21 November 12, 2021

fauxladelphian 

One who nominally lives and/or works in Philadelphia, but c'mon, who do they think they are kidding. Often, but not always, used as a synonym for New Yorker.

Philadelphian: Hey, there's a great new restaurant in Old City. Want to go check it out?
Fauxladelphian: Where?

fauxladelphian by John Baron August 4, 2009