Glassman's definitions

fauxductivity

Pretending to be productive at work.

I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important looking papers.

by Glassman October 9, 2008

emo slice

A haircut that emo kids have. It covers one eye and is usually plastered with gel.

person 1 - How is that kid driving? his hair is all in his eyes, he'll crash!

person 2 - No, it's just an emo slice, emo kids don't need depth perception.

by glassman January 22, 2008

creepbomb

A person is is either being a creep, or is just a creep naturally.

Joe is being such a creepbomb!

Joe just droped a major creepbomb on katie.

Yeah, I was being such a creepbomb last night.

Amanda(Gazes in direction of culprit, whispers intensly under breath) "CREEPBOMB!"

by Glassman November 19, 2006