Faux-Bating

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.

"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"

by Dis n' Dat January 2, 2008

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 4, 2007