Fauxballer

One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.

Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.

Fauxballer by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009

fauxball player 

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

fauxball player by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

fauxblerone

Fake Toblerone; store re-branding of Toblerone clones (Toblerclones). It's swiss chocolate with honey and nougat meant to emulate Toblerone, but instead of the patented triangular shape, it comes in a funky Trapezoid shape whose corners still hurt the rectum when taken as a suppository.

Whether President's Choice brand, Life brand, Governor's Choice, or whoever else sells it under their own brand, it's all made by the same company.

Previously known as Toblerclone, the trendier "Fauxblerone" is more common in modern hipster parlance.

"My god, how much of that chocolate are you going to shove down your rectum?"

"Relax man, it's Fauxblerone. It's cheap! 50% off all Christmas chocolate at Superstore, man."

fauxblerone by Dicklechips March 8, 2010

Faceballer 

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.

Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.

Faceballer by zmommybear February 24, 2011

fauxbaiter 

A fauxbaiter is a girl who appears underage, but has actually barely reached the age of consent.

she a fauxbaiter

fauxbaiter by nigerianwut March 22, 2023