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Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!
Faucism by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020
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"Science" by decree in service of a favored political narrative. Relies heavily on modelling and cherry picking data to support the predetermined conclusion, while using institutions of power to suppress and censor actual scientific inquiry and debate. Basically Lysenkoism.
Faucism is an impediment to scientific progress.
Faucism by Sum-Yung-Gai June 22, 2022
Fauchsism
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo
He used a Fauchsism at my wedding reception.
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".

Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".
Fauchsism by Fox Milo June 16, 2008

Fauciism 

Continually demanding draconian and largely ineffective health safety measures despite any economic consequences.
The restauranteur was adamant that requiring people to wear two masks while eating was nothing more than fauciism at its finest.
Fauciism by Avenger2.0 April 20, 2021

Fauciism 

Loathsome, moral and ethical behavior with no regard for human life or human freedom for personal gain.
Hitler had a fauciism ideology towards the Jewish people.
Fauciism by RDVS February 3, 2022

Auchismo 

Noun. The bravado and one-upsmanship expressed between two socially inept people when they argue over who knows more about things that will impress absolutely no one.
Auchismo 1: "Well, you see, in issue 23 of The Adventures of Superdick his cape was actually grey and had a Nazi sort of design-"

Auchismo 2: "ACTUALLY, The Adventures of Superdick was a limited series that only ran for a few months in 1994; the arc you're thinking of is Superdick, Dickstallnacht, which ran for 35 issues in 1996 after The Adventures of Superdick changed writers and flopped miserably after the massive change in tone. But, you know, whatever. I only know that because I have every issue of that arc in my house in mint condition with the dust sleeves on and am working on a Führer-dick cosplay at the moment."
Auchismo by Ttubkcid September 20, 2015