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Fauchsism
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo
He used a Fauchsism at my wedding reception.
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".

Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".
Fauchsism by Fox Milo June 16, 2008
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Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!
Faucism by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020
"Science" by decree in service of a favored political narrative. Relies heavily on modelling and cherry picking data to support the predetermined conclusion, while using institutions of power to suppress and censor actual scientific inquiry and debate. Basically Lysenkoism.
Faucism is an impediment to scientific progress.
Faucism by Sum-Yung-Gai June 22, 2022

Fauciism 

Continually demanding draconian and largely ineffective health safety measures despite any economic consequences.
The restauranteur was adamant that requiring people to wear two masks while eating was nothing more than fauciism at its finest.
Fauciism by Avenger2.0 April 20, 2021

Fauciism 

Loathsome, moral and ethical behavior with no regard for human life or human freedom for personal gain.
Hitler had a fauciism ideology towards the Jewish people.
Fauciism by RDVS February 3, 2022

Stress Induced Butt Facheism 

A disorder that causes your fache, or face, to look like a butt, often times induced by stress.
Meghan Ryan has a really bad case of stress induced butt facheism, see how her face looks like a butt?

fauchismo 

Pertaining to someone that displays great confidence while telling obvious lies.
Ricardo was caught cheating on his girl. He tried to display fauchismo to get out of it but was unsuccessful.
fauchismo by TheFreshDougLife July 22, 2021