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fatulent

Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.
Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!
by El Mayor May 1, 2006
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fatulence

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...
As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.
by Textacle May 16, 2008
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Fatulant

"Damn! You bought one airplane ticket not two. Get your left cheek on your side of the arm rest and quit being so fatulant."
by SenorLA May 31, 2013
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fatulous

A beautiful fat FABULOUS female which who is so jazzy it don't make sense!
Guy 1: Damn, look at that female.. she's fat and fabulous..

Guy 2: homie, you aint never lied.. ima call her FATULOUS!
by fatulous January 13, 2008
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fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.
I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot
Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore
by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006
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Fatulence

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.
Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.
by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010
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