fatulent 

Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.

Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!

fatulent by El Mayor May 1, 2006

fatulence 

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

fatulence by Textacle May 16, 2008

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

Flatulent Relationship by Gems87 October 18, 2008

flatulent

Another word for being gassy

"I've been really flatulent last night. Don't go near my bed..."

flatulent by Tender Taps May 20, 2016

Fatulant 

An angry and rude fat person.

"Damn! You bought one airplane ticket not two. Get your left cheek on your side of the arm rest and quit being so fatulant."

Fatulant by SenorLA May 31, 2013

Flatulent Farmer 

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.

That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.

Flatulent Farmer by river jameser January 7, 2011

Flatulentist 

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

Flatulentist by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020