fattractive 

overweight and good looking.

That obese lady is fattractive.

fattractive by suezpin December 3, 2010

fattractive 

An overweight woman who is, in spite of her girth, considered sexually attractive by a certain group of men.

See also whale rider, chubby chaser.

As unattractive as the average man may find obese women, some men find them to be fattractive

fattractive by Dan Wang November 9, 2003

fattractive 

being fat but having a nice enough face that if one weren't so fat one might be considered attractive.

'What about Jessica? She's kinda... cute.'
'Kinda... She's fattractive. I mean, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be cute. I'd do her.'

fattractive by funtimeerror April 6, 2013

1-10 Attractiveness Scale 

Simply put, a universal scale use to describe to your friends how attractive a person is, usually whilst recounting a story. The scale only ranks up to 9/10, since perfection is never achieved. 'Bonus Points' can be awarded if the person in question has certain qualities that you yourself find attractive.

The ranking is as follows.
1) Hideous
There is literally nothing on this godforsaken planet that could even make you want to hug the subject. NOTHING.
2) Ugly
This is rock bottom. If you wake up in bed next to a 2/10, consider leaving the country.
3) Quite bad
You might, but ONLY if you were either thirteen pints in, or incredibly desperate.
4) Underwhelming
Maybe the subject has eyes slightly far apart, but otherwise isn't really that bad.

5) Average
Base standard. Based on looks alone, there's nothing wrong with the subject. Nothing AMAZING, but certainly nothing wrong.
6) Reasonably attractive
This subject is cute. You wouldn't go out of your way to find them on Facebook, but you would turn to your mates, pull a 'Not Bad' face and nod in acknowledgement
7) Pretty fit
The subject is pretty. Maybe has a few orbiters, at that.

8) Beautiful

Subject is really gonna go far with that face of their's. Potential model or actor/actress?
9) Gorgeous
This is - at base value - the highest ranking that one person can get.

10)
The subject is a solid 9/10, but also has a certain quality that appeals to you. Be it temperament, physical looks or maybe kink-appeal.

Jennifer: Ooooooh, gurl, check out that fireman over there (or something like that), how would you put him on the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale? He is a straight up 9/10!
Stacey: Yeah, but I like guys in uniform, that puts him up to a 10/10 for me!

Both girls proceed to continue their coffees, watching the apartment block across from them burn to the ground, in pure admiration of the firecrew.

1-10 Attractiveness Scale by "Soap" Mactavish October 1, 2016

Somewhat attractive 

They're not conventionally beautiful or handsome. But they do have something about them that is appealing

Jessica is not like a supermodel she's just somewhat attractive

Somewhat attractive by Palmbay1007 June 15, 2018

Funattractive

A funattractive person is someone who is fairly unattractive yet fairly fun to hang out with.

Tom: Hey, how was hanging out with that chick last night?
Jeff: It was a lot of fun. We played Modern Warfare 2 all night and then watched LOST. She's really cool to hang out with.
Tom: That's awesome. Too bad she doesn't have the looks.
Jeff: Yeah, she's pretty funattractive.

Funattractive by markhimself46 February 13, 2010

Deployment Attractive

When an unattractive member of the US military (usually female) starts to look pretty hot the longer an overseas deployment lasts. The longer the deployment, the more desirable she is, therefore the more action she gets. Usually she would qualify as a “Two-Bagger” in the states.

Get it now while you’re deployment attractive, because when we get back to the states, you’re a beast again.

Deployment Attractive by Coconut.commando January 24, 2008