Attractivefemaletits

Attracticefemaletits is a disease where a large worm, typically the length of the infected's flaccid penis, will erect from the male infected crotch and create a bulge in the infected's pants when attractive females are observed. The worm is linked with the brain and renders the disease completely incurable.

Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.

Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."

When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.

John has been caught getting an erection while staring at Jenny, his hot coworker.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.

Attractivefemaletits by Iamprotog3nt April 12, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012