Attractivefemaletits

Attracticefemaletits is a disease where a large worm, typically the length of the infected's flaccid penis, will erect from the male infected crotch and create a bulge in the infected's pants when attractive females are observed. The worm is linked with the brain and renders the disease completely incurable.

Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.

Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."

When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.

John has been caught getting an erection while staring at Jenny, his hot coworker.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.

Attractivefemaletits by Iamprotog3nt April 12, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008